Happy Thanksgiving, folks.

You know, Thanksgiving is that special time of year when we gather to celebrate gratitude. And by gratitude, I mean eating an absurd amount of dry turkey until our bodies are forced to reboot into a couch coma.

Now, all that gravy and holiday stress does wonders for your skin—if by “wonders” you mean breaking out like a teenager before prom.

That’s where we come in. At Orient Retreat Spa, we recommend counteracting Uncle Mort’s dinner political rants with a soothing facial or a deep tissue massage. Or just slathering on some heavy-duty moisturizer to hide the exhaustion.

So from all of us here, we wish you a peaceful Thanksgiving. Eat the pie, stock up on skincare, and come let us knead away your family-induced tension. Try not to fight over the wishbone. It never grants the wish anyway.